Friday, June 21, 2013

Love Quiz:

Test your Date-iquette
http://www.ebony.com/

1. The ideal first date is...

a.    Drinks or Coffee
b.    Dinner
c.    Scuba diving


2. The best days of the week for a first date are...

a.   Sunday or Monday
b.   Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday
c.   Friday or Saturday


3. On a visit to your apartment, your date might see...

a.   A display of a skill or passion (photos, anarray of gourmet gadgets, a tank of tropical fish, guitars)
b.   Posh pet paraphernalia (fancy bed, rhinestone collar, monogrammed water bowl)
c.   Dirty laundry
d.   Photos of your traveling-with your ex


4. Good signs (s)he'll agree to a second date are...

a.   You've spent all night fantasizing about your future together
b.   (S)he's only sent three text messages
c.   (S)he maintained eye contact and a warm smile, leaned in for conversation and mirrored tour gestures
d.   (S)he's a professional sex worker


5. As (s)he responds to your initial ice breaker, you are...

a.   Thinking of the next witty thing you want to say
b.   Checking out that hot body
c.   Listening carefully for personal clues as to where to guide the conversation next
d.   Remembering you ate raw onions


6. You paid for dinner. You are expecting...

a.   An offer of thanks
b.   An offer to recipocate
c.   An offer to leave a tip
c.   An offer of sex


7. You cooked dinner. You are expecting...

a.   A compliment of the meal and offer to help with the dishes
b.   An offer of sex
c.   A proposal
d.   A request to bag up the leftovers


8. (S)he just met you at the bar, went to the restroom and googled you. The search turned up...

a.   Nothing
b.   Highlights of your accomplishments, tasteful photos and appropiate activity on Facebook, Linkedln and Twitter
c.   A mug shot
d.   Shots of you drunk, seminude or fondling some "friends"


9. In the beginning stages of dating someone, texting is ideal for...

a.   Confessions you wouldn't share face-to-face
b.   Showing off shots of your crotch
c.   Confirming plans or letting your date know you're running five minutes late
d.   Sharing syrupy statements with lots of emoticons


10. Don't mention this on a first date...

a.   Past relationships or number of lovers
b.   Desire for children or marriage very soon
c.   Sexual health
d.   All of the above


11. Introduce your date to your family, your co-workers or your children after...

a.   One date
b.   One week
c.   One month
d.   One hundred percent certainty that you are comfortable doing so


12. Safety on a first date means...

a.   Fasten your seat belt
b.   Meet in a public place, use your own transportation, limit alcohol consumption and above all else, tell a friend where you are and with whom
c.   Agree on a safe word in case Fifty Shades of Grey sex play gets too intense
d.   Carry pepper spray


13. (S)he usually wants to hook up at your place after 9:30pm with little notice. Your date is interested in...

a.   Courtship and marriage
b.   Friendship and romance
c.   Bump and grind
d.   Letterman and Leno


14. Dating against your "type" means you're...

a.   Open to unexpected possibilities
b.   Sick of bad boys or gold diggers
c.   Desperate
d.   On the down-low

http://www.hivplusmag.com/people/2013/02/11/hydeia-broadbent-young-face-hiv?page=full

Friday, May 24, 2013

Famous Movies...

that were probably pitched by crazy people LOL

http://www.cracked.com/video_18580_famous-movies-that-must-have-been-pitched-by-crazy-people.html

Asap Science

http://www.youtube.com/user/AsapSCIENCE

Henry Rollins


George Orwell's 1984

http://rt.com/op-edge/jeff-monson-interview-finoshina-665/

College Humor

Butt Dial

http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/45426565054/hardly-working-butt-dial-seems-harmless-its

Open Your Eyes

Believe NONE of what you hear and HALF of what you see! Stop being scared of what reality MIGHT seem like and search for the truth. Don’t just skim through, sit down and read thoroughly because you might stumble upon a different conclusion/ending…..

Richard Biggs


Scariest Movie Moments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr27vU_6Y1o

Animals Being Jerks

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/83290898/

Weave Silk

http://www.yourdailymedia.com/post/weave-silk-the-interactive-art-generator/

Life



http://www.hugloo.com/poem-on-life-oh-my-life/